Friday, August 12, 2011

Yobs and Chavs

Terhangat skang ni pasal London Riot kat tv, lagi2 lepas ade budak Malaysia kena belasah. Golongan mane yg buat riot ni, kalu kat Malaysia ni, golongan bermasalah ni selalu golongan Mat Rempit kan. tapi kat UK dorang panggil Yob, bukan yop perak tu..

Yob dipercayai diterbalik dari ayat Boy. Ayat yob ni kira dah lama la gak. dorang ni selalu pakai hoodie, trainer dan sport shoes. kadang2 pakai cap.

Yobbo or yob is a slang term for an uncouth or thuggish working-class person. The word derives from a back slang reading of the word "boy" (diamik dari wiki)




Dan ayat Chav masih baru, lebih kurang 10 taun lepas. Selalunya Chav ni dari golongan Yob gak tapi dgn dressing yg tertentu, mcm pakai Burberry cap ke atau accessory yg lain. tapi kebanyakannya fake la.

A chav (pronounced /ˈtʃæv/ chav) is a stereotype of certain people in the United Kingdom. Also known as a charver in Yorkshire and North East England[1] "chavs" are said to be aggressive teenagers, of working class background, who repeatedly engage in anti-social behaviour such as street drinking, drug abuse and rowdiness, or other forms of juvenile delinquency. (diamik dari wiki gak)



Dulu2 masa aku study, kalau jln2, jumpa geng2 ni, mmg aku pusing ikut jalan lain especially kalau aku sorang. Dorang ni mmg agak racist skit, padahal kita bagi duit kat negara die, ingat free ke dtg negara die.cakap dorang pun ade style gak.

dan yob (aku tak tau panggilan utk pompuan) selalunya beranak awal, umur 14-17 taun anak dah ade. dan dorang ni la menghabiskan duit tax rakyat UK, pasal dorang dpt elaun jika lahirkan anak bawah umur. tu yg sedap je beromen dapat anak. golongan ni pun tak bekerja, lepak makan subsidi je. ekekekeeke

ni cara2 nak jadi chav aku amik dari ehow.com

  1. Appearance
    1) Wear a lot of gold, preferably fake gold, jewelry. Chavettes must wear very large gold hoop earrings. Chavs' jewelry can be rings, necklaces and studs.
    2) Get a baseball cap and wear it at all times. Bright colors like blue or orange are better and more chav. This is your status symbol; make it count.
    3) Purchase only designer clothing. Chavs have a bent for Burberry. It might not be economically feasible to buy a large wardrobe all at once, so start out small and build your chav wardrobe piece by piece. Chavettes should focus on getting an assortment of very short skirts and stillettos.
    4) Sport a few jumpsuits in your wardrobe. Chavs wear a lot of athletic gear with their baseball caps and bling.

  2. Lifestyle
    1) Drop out of high school with the idea of finishing some other time. You can get your GED when you're ready to focus on studying. Many successful people in various industries opted out of finishing their high school education upon finding that life experience had more to offer them.
    2) Desire to have children early in life and stay at home with them rather than taking a full-time job. Most chavs and chavettes produce offspring early in life during their most fertile years. The state may offer you money for taking care of your children so you don't have to seek employment.
    3 ) Hang out with other chavs and chavettes at the mall. You need to do this regularly and make it your favorite pastime.
    4 ) Show that you're ultra-discriminating about who you socialize with. If non-chavs approach you, make sure to let them know they aren't welcome and need to back off. Be concerned with maintaining your clique and culture.



1 comment:

BAYU HEBAT SDN. BHD said...

pffff...geng chav pakai bj burberry tuh ;)

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