Selamat Menyambut Maal Hijrah 1432

Selamat Menyambut Maal Hijrah 1432. 1432 taun yg lepas our great prophet Nabi Muhammad SAW telah berhijrah dari Makkah ke Madinah. ape plak hijrah kita taun ni? ade org ckp, tak perlulah nak tunggu taun baru tak kira maal hijrah atau masihi nak berubah, tapi berubah la segera yg mungkin.

My new boss, Alan Chan once said that 1% of improvement a day can make a big difference. 1% je sehari. kalau setaun 365% plus minus aku jadikan 300% la. so kita menjadi 3 kali lebih baik. nampak mcm senang kan? yg tu la aku tgh usahakan. 1st put a smile on our face. senyum je mampu buat kita rilex dan buat org lain senang hati. ehehhehe.

selain dari tu ape ye aku nak kongsi ngan korang hari ni, aa ye. Maher Zain. ok aku suka mamat ni, he has voice and talent. cara penyampaian nasyeed die pun bole diterima. maybe kat radio popular lagu InshaAllah dan For Rest Of My Life, tapi aku paling suka lagu The Chosen One. video klip pun sempoi, simple yet meaningful. Lagu pasal Nabi Muhammad. So aku kongsi la video klip ni.

Kriss ku....

Isnin lepas, pagi yg cerah, cukup cerah. Dengan tenang aku terpaksa menolak motor aku yg tiba2 mati bila naik flyover batu tiga exit ke federal highway. aku ingat motor aku minyak abis, cos needle to point kat E dah. aku tolak la gi esso. isi full tank tu, last2 x bole. kena la tolak gi kedai Tan (belakang umah aku). kira2 2km lebih gak aaa aku menolak. dah la motor kriss tu berat. berpeluh baju den. kena la mandi gi keje. SMS manager ckp aku dtg lambat skit. gi keje naik motor. Kriss aku operation 2 hari. hari rabu amik balik. setakat ni aku naik motor jalan lancar. tapi die ade warning gak karburator dah rosak gak tu. kena la tukar lepas ni.

adus kriss ku.

Rajini..ZASSSS

Sempena filem Rajinikanth yg baru release kat cinema baru2 ni, aku nak share one of tv ad video yg aku tgk kat blog Obefiend (thanks to him). Korang mesti dah tgk kot iklan Astro baru yg tunjuk Rosyam Noor bagi kelapa dgn stail Rajni. Its no way Rosyam can be like Rajni. Rajnikandh way too cool. ahahhaha. korang mesti tau yg Rosyam ni org gelar die hero tua, eheheh. berlakon ngan heroin muda2 je ye tak. kira ala2 nak jadi Rajini tu. for some reasons he cant be like Rajini:

a) Tak trick kain pelikat
b) trick campak rokok ke mulut. ni mmg dasyat.
c) trick baling mentos (yg ni korang bole tgk kat Sivaji The Boss)

ape yg rosyam ada erk? ehehhehe.

ok let me compare to other plak.

Ronaldo dalam castrol tv ad. mamat ni ckp english mcm pendek lidah siot. ahahah. the way he kicks ball cannot beat Rajini castrol tv ad. u dont believe me? Rajini pun ada dalam castrol tv ad tau. Dia bukan footballer terkenal yg muka jambu mcm Beckham atau gay icon Ronaldo, atau rider moto, he's just Indian actor. His tv ad so brilliant, membuatkan aku ketawa terbahak2 and I watch it over and over again. I dont think any actor can simply be a new Rajini cos if they're do, mesti kena kutuk. tapi bila Rajini buat sume bole terima erk. funny isnt it?

ok enough talking. let me shares the video



antara filem Rajini kegemaran aku Arunachalam dan Padaiyappa.

Senyum

Ada org ckp kat aku, aku mudah senyum kalau ngan org yg aku kenal, tapi muka aku nampak sombong bila aku berjalan. Aku ni bukan org kaya, so aku sedekah ngan senyum je la. Kang kalau sedekah rm50, seminggu demam. :P

Kadang2 aku berjalan terserempak org yg pakai ketayap, serban dgn celak. Tapi muka masam mencuka. Kenapa erk? Adakah pasal dorang ni risau masa depan dorang masa akhirat nanti? Tapi setahu aku nabi kita tu org ye lemah lembut, takde muka bengis. Kenapa org yg mcm ni, muka dorang nampak bengis mcm nak pegi perang? padahal nak beli roti kat kedai ye. I dont understand this, or do I miss something in Islamic knowledge? Kot2 ada al-Quran atau hadis ckp suruh buat muka serius. Masalahnya aku senyum kat dorng, dorang pandang mcm

"Ko tak byk buat ibadat, so aku tak layak senyum kat ko. Ko ahli NURAKA.."

mcm tu la pandangan dorang. Bukan dorang ckp mcm tu, tapi pandangan dorang. Pelik2.

By the way, senyumlah, tak kira la ada problem ke tak. Aku tau, korang tu bukan byk duit pun. Nak sedekah tu pun bila solat jumaat je. eehhehe. mcm aku.

Korang lupa atau tak tau mcm mane nak senyum? Tgk pic bawah:

kalau hippopotamus pun pandai senyum. Korang yg manusia tak tau senyum, maknanya korang ni lebih teruk la dari hippopotamus tu. kih kih kih.. Hippo kat atas nama die Otis yg duk kat Zoo San Diego. Tapi aku tak heran sgt la, pasal kat malaysia dah lama ada dah hippo yg bole senyum.

BLUE HYPPO.

Black Magic

Aku suka lagu Blackmagic woman, tapi apa aku nak tulis ni bukan pasal lagu. tapi black magic a.k.a ilmu hitam/sihir. Macam korang tau kan, Japanese known cos of their hardwork attitude, English known cos of their arrogant dan melayu plak terkenal ngan hasad dengki. kih kih kih..

mcm aku dgr ustaz ismail kamus cakap, jiran beli langsir baru pun dengki, biarlah dorang, patutnya kita gembira dorang beli benda baru. takpun beli kete baru, bole kita tumpang. ehehehe.

aku terpikir pasal benda ni pasal aku tgk dokumentari pendek national geo kat youtube. tgk kat vid bawah ni:





dlm video ni tunjuk market yg jual barang2 utk magic atau sihir. tak cukup ngan tu ade gak yg menawarkan servis utk cast black magic atau berubat. weird? fascinating? so kira mcm pasar chao kit atau pasar klang la kot. ahahhaha.

at the end of video, Dr yg mengkaji black magic ni pegi bersama paderi ke satu bukit yg tempat utk meletak barang2 black magic ni. tugas paderi ni ialah utk break the spell. Dr tu terkejut bila berpuluh2 benda dijumpai. waa.. so when we talk about black magic, its not only in malay community, latino themselves also known of their black magic believe. As a muslim, all we can do is to pray and never ever go to shaman/bomoh to help us.

teringat aku citer ahmad albab bila die gi jumpa bomoh pompuan. oo neng oo neng.. biar nenek kasi ubat. ahahahaha

10.10.10?

Ape significant 10.10.10 ni kat korang erk? ramai yg berebut nak tarikh ni tak kira la nak bertunang ke kawin ke nak buat anak ke (ehehehe..) ada yg sanggup bergaduh pasal nak buat majlis hari ni. end up hari ni punya la byk dpt jemputan kawin. sume ni memeningkan org yg nak pegi ke majlis tu. not 1 or 2, even 3 or more events in a day. so tak dpt la nak makan byk atau spend the time nak tgk pengantin or meet all friends. bijak tak perancangan? org yg dtg majlis tu punya aktiviti

1) datang, salam parent pengantin
2) makan dgn sedikit
3) carik pengantin (tunjuk muka)
4) salam parent pengantin (kasi la hadiah ke duit ke)

all this can be done in less than 30 minutes. tak dpt la nak jumpa member2 lama. ahahahah. lepas tu korang bersanding yg hanya ditonton beberapa org sedara mara atau kawan yg dtg tepat masanya.

kembali balik persoalan aku, apsal nak sgt 10.10.10??

1) senang nak ingat tarikh
-maybe nak kurangkan permasalah suami yg susah nak ingat anniversary date. ahahhaa.. kalau dah tak amik tau atau tak sensitif, korang letak date 123456 pun dorang tak ingat gak

2) tarikh tu special so sesuai dgn betapa special ye kawin kami
-baru aku tau special ye kawin tu pasal tarikh. lepas tu tiba2 plak dgr lepas 2-3 taun dah bercerai. special yeeee.. its not about date my dear.

3) tarikh ni hanya sekali dlm seumur hidup kami, sama seperti kawin yg hanya sekali dlm hidup
-buatnya laki ko tu kawin dua. ahahhaha. baru padan muka.

significant ye pasal pemilihan tarikh ni hanya menyusahkan org2 yg nak dtg. aku tak salah korang yg buat majlis ni, korang punya duit pun, tapi aku rasa mcm ade yg terlampau kepingin utk buat majlis pada tarikh2 tertentu. think about it.

aku dah lama stop menulis pasal takde idea nak menulis pun. ahahaha

A real secret agent?

waa..dah lama aku tak menulis, lepas demam, terus WC start. nak online pun check FB je.

so. hari ni WC takde. bole la tulis skit. dan yg aku tertarik berita semlm yg FBI rush 10 secret agent dari Russia. and one of them caught my eyes..
aku mmg suka tgk drama chuck especially tgk Sarah Walker yg blond jadi special agent CIA.

tapi yg ni real punya..Anna Chapman redhair hot girl with brain. die ade Master in Economics. penah stay kat london 2 taun dan bekerja kat Barclays tapi Barclays denied..tak tau la mission die gagal ke ape kat sane..lepas tu terus pindah ke NYC. target die cuba break through to high society of New York.. eheheheh..amcam? cool erk? ape pasal aku ckp hot..mmg rare la nak dpt redhair girl yg pandai n hot..lepas tu secret agent..pergghhh....!!!

pic2 ni diamik kat FB anna..ehehe..setakat anna kounikova atau maria sharapova..ape la sgt..ni secret agent tu..hhehehhe...fantasy tu...ahahahahahhahaha..

World Cup is back

World Cup fever is back. So mari kita tgk basic taktik yg pasukan2 ni pakai. Ada beberapa pasukan kat bawah ni tak main WC2010 pun, tapi aku dah dapat benda ni dari work colleague send email pasal ni. Rasa mcm lawak dan ada betul gak. Jom tgk apa taktikal. Malaysia punya taktik takde dalam ni. ehehehe..Klik kat pic utk enlarge.

2 Different Tears Lyric (English and Korean)

The latest single by Wondergirls release on 15 May 2010 which is today. I think still not as good as nobody. Saje nak je letak lirik kat sini.

Wonder Girls - 2 Different Tears (English)

gave me 2 different tears
after all these years
tears of joy, tears of pain
like sunshine and rain

so I hate you..
so I love you…
so I hate you…
so I love you…

I’m tryna figure out how to move on with my life
without you by my side
wakin up with teary eyes,
I can’t do this no more, gotta erase you now

so I think of all the pain you’ve given me
try to look at all the damage you’ve done to me
no matter how hard I try,
I just can’t forget it why
I keep thinking bout how sweet you used to be

gave me 2 different tears
after all these years
tears of joy, tears of pain
like sunshine and rain

so I hate you
(but the love you gave me was so so good)
so I love you
(but the pain you gave me was so so bad)

I’m cryin over you, still what does this mean?
do I still want you back in my life?
after all these painful things you’ve done to me
why is it so hard to realize?

so I think of all the pain you’ve given me
try to look at all the damage you’ve done to me
but the harder that I fight,
you come closer in my sight,
and I’m thinking of how sweet it could have been, oh no~

gave me 2 different tears
after all these years
tears of joy, tears of pain
like sunshine and rain
so I hate you
(but the love you gave me was so so good)
so I love you
(but the pain you gave me was so so bad)

(uh~)
(c’mere boy)
(uh~)

why do I still feel this way
when I know there’s nothing left to say
shouldn’t be(?) but I loved you in the first place
wanna erase you without a trace
try to tell myself that I need to hate you
with the pain that you put me thorough
but ah…
that’s the reason why I still miss you no matter how hard I try

gave me 2 different tears (you gave me~)
after all these years (years, yeah)
tears of joy, tears of pain (pain!)
like sunshine and rain
so I hate you
(but the love you gave me was so so good)
so I love you
(but the pain you gave me was so so bad)

gave me 2 different tears
after all these years
tears of joy, tears of pain
like sunshine and rain
so I hate you
(but the love you gave me was so so good)
so I love you
(but the pain you gave me was so so bad)~

Korean Version:
(예은)
gave me 2 different tears
너 때문에 난
기뻐서 울었고 슬퍼서 울었어
so I hate you
so i love you
so I hate you
so i love you
(혜림)
난 너 없이 살아가는게 왜 아직도
이렇게 힘든지
더이상 부은눈으로 눈뜨긴 싫어
이젠 웃고 싶어~
(소희)
그래서 네가 준 아픔 생각해
너 때문에 흘린 눈물 생각해
그런데 왜 자꾸만 행복했던 순간만
떠올리고 있는지 모르겠어
(선예)(랩윱)
Gave me 2 Different Tears(투투)
너 때문에 난(투투)
기뻐서 울었고(투투) 슬퍼서 울었어(투투)
So I hate you
(but the love you gave me was so so good)
So i love you
(but the pain you gave me was so so bad)
(혜림)
왜 아직도 너 땜에 눈물 흘리는지
내가 너무 싫어
얼마나 더 상처를 더 입어야 난
너를 미워 할 수 있을까
(소희)
그래서 네가 준 아픔 생각해
너 때문에 흘린 눈물 생각해
하지만 그럴수록 밀어내려 할수록
네 모습은 더 가까이 다가와
(예은)(랩윱)
Gave me 2 Different Tears(투투)
너 때문에 난(투투)(너때문에 난)
기뻐서 울었고(투투) (오~)슬퍼서 울었어(투투)
So I hate you
(but the love you gave me was so so good)
So i love you
(but the pain you gave me was so so bad)
(윱)
(uh~)
(come here boy~)
(uh~)
(랩윱)
what was I still feel this way
when I know there’s nothing left to say
차라리 몰랐으면 좋을껄 지워버리고 싶어 널
내 자신에게 미워하라고 널
기억하라고 그 상처를
but ah…
that’s the reason why
I still miss you no matter how hard I try
(선예)(랩윱)
Gave me 2 Different Tears(너땜에~)(투투)
너 때문에 난(투투)(나는~)
기뻐서 울었고(투투)(네~?) 슬퍼서 울었어(투투)
So I hate you
(but the love you gave me was so so good)
So i love you
(but the pain you gave me was so so bad)
(예은)(선예)
Gave me 2 Different Tears(투투)(two~)
너 때문에 난(투투)(예)
기뻐서 울었고(투투)(슬퍼서~) 슬퍼서 울었어(투투)
(선예)(랩윱)
So I hate you~~~
(but the love you gave me was so so good)
So i love you~~~~~
(but the pain you gave me was so so bad)

Bling - bling, Pimp my gun

Selalu nampak mat black pakai bling2 kan, not enough with necklace, ring and bracelet, even they put gold on their teeth. Not just black, malaysian pun ade yg dah berjangkit penyakit ni. But they not pimp and bling bling enough. Check out Valencia gang, allies of the powerful Sinaloa drug cartel in Mexico has worked with Sinaloa cartel leader Joaquin 'El Chapo' Guzman. Pergh, nama mcm citer Zorro ngan Telenovela plak. :D

Dorang terkantoi bila cuba transport kokain seberat 2400kg. Ala, setakat benjy yg kantoi lab kat umah sendiri tu, apa la sgt kan. Patut la mak dia ckp tak salah. Kalau nak bikin dadah, buat ribu ribu kg la, baru berbaloi. Then benjy can pimp his gun. ahahaha.

Ok, back to the story, pictures show how most of the 31 'pimped' pistols found in a raid on a home in western Mexico had gold or silver-plated grips or were glittered with diamonds. Three of the assault rifles are almost entirely gold-plated and there was even a silencer plated with gold. One particularly image-conscious gangster has made his pistol unique by adding rows of gaudy red and green jewels and a Ferrari logo. Peminat Ferrari rupanya..so korang tgk la pimp ke tak pimp dorang ni. aku kalu dpt satu. tak rompak. aku pajak je. ehehehe..

info taken from Dailymail

Play football till 'lebam'

Messi or ronaldo pun paling kuat main bola 120 minit je kan. But the record now for the longest match is 35 hours, repeat 35 hours = nearly 1 and half days or 2100 minit. The previous record was 33 hours. Want to know what teams?


It from Gloucestershire between The All Stars against Cambray FC. The purpose of this match was to build a school for poverty-stricken children in India and they were raising £30,000. Kira sambil menyelam minum air la ni. 36 pemain kira 18 team bagi setiap team and they planned to play for 40 hours but because of bad weather, they stop the game. Ini baru betul main sampai lebam/muntah/pengsan.


How they play?

Each squad had 18 players, who each raised £1,000 for the game, and every player had to stay on the pitch for three hours at a time. Every three hours there was a five-minute break for substitutions. And for every hour on the pitch, the players earned a five-minute break. Lebam tak?

kebanyakkan dari mereka injured lepas abih game, of course la ko dah main sampai 1 1/2 hari, what u expect? but salute to them, at least u can have fun, break guiness world of record, raise a fun and play some decent football.

khemah kat sebelah padang je..ehhehehe


And the final score was


The All Stars menang dengan jaringan

333-293

Cerita Kedai Kopi

melayan lagu yg menembak ramai org. quite a sharp and brilliant work from Malique and Salam. hat off to both of u guys.

kepada artis/selebriti jambu mesti panas tgk lirik lagu ni...ehehehe. mak datin, datuk, artis pompuan pun kena gak..ahahha.. lirik lagu ni aku amik kat http://lirik-lagu-best.blogspot.com/

Malique - Cerita Kedai Kopi

(Malique)
Terlalu banyak kena kopi aku menyanyi
Ditemani teko berasap dan bau wangi
Ditemani cahaya malap dan lagu reggae
Hayati Salam

(Salam)
Masing-masing ada masalah sendiri
Masalah dunia masalah peribadi
Luahkan jangan simpan dalam hati
Boleh cerita di kedai kopi

Chorus
Cerita kedai kopi
Cerita kedai kopi
Tiada hakim tiada saksi
Cerita sensasi di kedai kopi

Ulang Chorus

(Salam)
Ada satu hero Melayu namanya rahsia
Dulu lepak tepi parit kampung
Sekarang lepak media massa

(Malique)
Asal boleh masuk TV dia mesti buat
Awek tengok jambu laki tengok meluat
Citarasa makin besar otak makin ketat
Baru angkat berat sikit baju pun dah sendat
Jalan berkepak dengan awek romantis
Biasalah budak baru nak naik jadi artis
Jalan berkepak dengan awek romantis
Biasalah budak baru nak naik jadi artis
Jakun ke pelakon jamban ke makan malam
Dinner show menyanyi seorang pun tak faham
Tapi datin muda tengok geram dan sangkut
Datuk outstation apa lagi angkut

Ulang Chorus 2X

(Salam)
I'm in the mood for love
Simply because you're near me
Honey but when you're near me
Well I'm in the mood yes
I'm in the mood for love

(Malique)
Terima kasih rahsia diterima
Kalau sunyi lagi boleh main gila
Datin kena taruk rahsia kemaruk
Makan boleh tapi jangan sampai kena lauk
Datuk pergi London lama pucat bila balik
Bini buncit sikit tahu dia tak boleh naik
Datuk pergi London dia pucat bila balik
Bini dan anak percuma dah ada penyakit
Apa kesudahannya apa yang terjadi
Rahsia tinggal rahsia takkan masuk TV lagi
Cerita sensasi dengar di kedai kopi
Setiap individu punya versi sendiri

(Salam)
Masing-masing ada masalah sendiri
Masalah dunia masalah peribadi
Luahkan jangan simpan dalam hati
Boleh cerita di kedai kopi

Ulang Chorus 2X

(Malique)
Terlalu banyak kena kopi aku menyanyi
Ditemani teko berasap dan bau wangi
Ditemani cahaya malap dan lagu reggae
Hayati rentak keluarga Marley
Hamba di Belanda di tengah ibu kota
Temanku Salam dreadlocks bawah mahkota
Anak perantauan yang punya citarasa Jamaica
Rindu nak dengar cerita kopi Malaysia
Aku cerita dia ketawa
Tak kering gusi jatuh kerusi
Dia pula bercerita tapi bukan tentang dia atau dia
Di Eropah orang bentang idea
Topik-topik intelektual di diskusi
Anjakan paradigma bila kena kopi
Peace love and harmony reggae sampai pagi
Keluar kedai kopi Amsterdam masih steady

Ulang Chorus 2X

(Malique)
Terlalu banyak kena kopi aku menyanyi
Ditemani teko berasap dan bau wangi
Ditemani cahaya malap dan lagu reggae
Hayati yeah

Pasar besar Klang and the memory in it

Pagi tadi aku pegi lagi ke pasar besar klang, bulan lepas aku pegi gak selepas beberapa taun tak pegi. Tadi aku pegi ngan parent aku, carik barang basah. ikan bole tahan murah dan cantik2. n tadi abah ajar aku mcm mane nak beli ketam. n nak kenal ketam jantan atau betina.

kalau nak beli, beli ketam betina, tgk kat side bawah tu, kalau bentuk yg tiga segi tu besar tu tandanya betina. cuba selak, n picit, kalau keras maknanya isi penuh. lepas tu aku gi beli ikan gerut-gerut. ikan ni sedap kalau buat masak lemak cili api. dan tak lupa aku beli gak tulang rusuk lembu utk buat sup. tulang part ni mmg sedap tapi sup nya nanti byk lemak. so sape yg sakit 3 beradik tu kena jaga2..

dulu pasar besar klang ni kat area masjid yg skang tu. dulu aku selalu potong rambut kat kedai pakcik nuar yg skang ni kedai dia kat pasar besar yg baru ni. hehehe.. kenangan betul..

Bus Lane..Motorcycle lane..

Tadi aku ade terbaca kat The Star yg motorcyclist ade komplen pasal bus lane kat KL. tapi pihak berkuasa ckp bus lane tu berguna utk meningkat efficient perkhidmatan bas. Really? Bole tingkat ke? pasal aku selalu gi KL, still can see dumb super stupid driver who drive in bus lane. So mcm mane nak efficient kalau ada lagi mangkuk2 yg tak paham baca undang2 traffik. Tak tau la dorang amik lesen terbang kot.

Lagi satu efficient tu takkan bus lane je tak naik sgt efficient ye. Korang ade tgk sape yg naik bas ramai skang? Indon ngan bangla yg ramai. Aku rasa anak2 dara kita pun dah takut nak naik. The other solution, add more bus and jadual perjalanan.

Bercerita pasal bus lane ni, kat Poole, Dorset UK pun sama gak. tapi yg lawak ye lorong basikal dan motorcycle lagi besar dari lorong kete. Amcam?


Semaju2 teknologi dorang, dorang pun bangang gak. ehehehhe..

Aku mahu satu...

Since last week, kita sume tau yg sume flight pegi europe stranded pasal gunung berapi meletus kat Iceland. Tapi ade kapal terbang yg bole terbang ketika itu..anda rasa ini kapal terbang B-50 version 1950s?


Ia sebenarnya remote control model aircrarft yg dikatakan terbesar didunia. Pencipta, Nijhuis terpaksa mengambil masa 2 taun dan spend around £8,000. Bole la dpt Viva ke Saga BLM ke. Gila dan kreatif bole aku ckp mamat ni. Dah hobby die kan, dari die abih duit main kuda, jackpot ke roulette ke mcm org2 kita slalu perabih duit tu, better die spend kat sesuatu yg nampak hasilnya. But the battery only can last not more than 15 minutes. Sebab dah terlampau besar, Nijhuis kena mendapat kebenaran dari Aviation ape ntah utk menerbangkan model aircraft dia ni for publc shows.

Powered by: 96 batteries

Wing-span: 20ft

Cost: £8,000

Weight: 100lb

Speed: 40mph

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1267783/Chocks-away-worlds-biggest-model-aircraft---shame-8-000-B-50-bomber-fly-8min.html#ixzz0lkSoKsDa

tu link aku amik dari dailymail. mmg superb la. tabik kat die.

UTM takkan nak harap kete solar je, takmo buat idea lain lagi ke, tak abih2 kete solar n robocon. ehehehhehe...

Underwater plane?

Tony Fernandez mesti jeles pasal Sir Richard Branson ada underwater plane. eheheh. We all know they bet in F1 and whoever lost in bet need to wear FA uniform. Thats a hell of a bet isnt it?

Ok, pic atas tu aku amik kat dailymail UK tunjuk mcm mane Richard bawak tour guna underwater plane and he claimed it is environmental friendly as well. Really? But i have to agree it is a cool transport. All u need is money. :P

I admire him, he has a vision, great entrepreneur and very outgoing person.

I want that underwater plane, nak bawak gi Perhentian ngan Sipadan Island!!! eheheheh

There is no pause button on life

There is no pause button on life -> Morgan from Chuck drama series.

Yes, if only we have pause button, sure I can have 8 hours sleep everyday. ehehehe. Tapi tu la kan excitement ye hidup kita kan, kalau sume tekan pause, takde le perasaan sesal, gembira, suspen, thrill sume benda alah tu. So jgn la lupa benda2 alah mcm ni. Bersyukur dgn ape yg ade, tapi jgn cepat berpuas hati. Go for it..!!! gunakan peluang yg masih ada.

Liverpool kit 2010/2012

Yes. it has been launch today 8 April 2010 with new sponsor Standard Chartered. Hope it will bring a good luck for liverpool. Semoga mendapat keberkatan dgn tidak menggunakan sponsor arak. ahhahahahahah!!!

well then you can pre-order for 42 quids plus delivery to rest of the world is 17 quids. plus BPL batch 6 quids. you can get free gift (towel and gym bag).

For me, I just buy it in malaysia. No need pre order, mahal dowh.

Top 10 - Bandar Paling Bahaya Di Dunia

Korang rasa KL dah cukup bahaya utk diduduki? atau bandar Klang yg terkenal ngan samseng atau NY bagi org malaysia yg suka sgt America..ehehehehhe.. meh kita tinjau bandar ape yg paling bahaya di dunia. Selalu korang dgr ramai org Malaysia pegi Bandung la, Bali la, Perth la, ape kata korang pegi tempat2 di bawah ni.. baru la bad ass punya. :P

1) Caracas Venezuela

- Terkenal dgn dadah, kemiskinan, Caracas menduduki tangga pertama utk kes pembunuhan dan jenayah dlm dunia. 130 kes bunuh dan 537 kes kidnap bagi 100000 penduduk. Dikenali sebagai "murder capital of the world". So sape yg sesuai pegi ke sini?? Pengedar dadah je yg sesuai.

2) Cuidad Juarez, Mexico

- Terkenal dgn rompakan, culik, sexual assault, dadah dan jenayaj. 120 pembunuhan per 100,000 penduduk.

3) Mogadishu Somalia

- gunfire, civil war.

4) Capetown South Africa

- Jgn terkejut tuan rumah WC2010 ni tersenarai. In one year they had 71,500 sexual offenses, 18,400 burglaries and 13,900 business robberies. There are approximatly 50 murders a day in South Africa, and more than 1/2 of those murders are in Capetown. Pengunjung tidak dinasihat berjalan di waktu malam.

5) Bogata - Columbia

- Kalau dah pemain bola yg score own goal pun bole kena bunuh, inikan plak org biasa. Bandar yg terkenal dgn pengeluaran dadah. Tiap2 hari ada org mati dibunuh.

6) Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

- Suka tgk awek brazil pakai thong?? pikir nak gi beach? pikir 2-3 kali, bila dah sampai Rio je, korang akan dapat pamphlet yg ckp no jewelry n no wallet policy kalu berjalan2. There was 8000 murders in Rio last year, thats close to 20 murders a day.

7) Grozny, Chechnya, Russia

- Kalau nak tau kat mana Russia Mobs byk, sini la salah satu tempatnya. lagi ramai mafia dari polis. 1 org dibunuh bagi setiap 20 minit. 85 org mati dibunuh setiap hari. Ade berani?

8) Baghdad, Iraq

- Tak payah citer la bandar ni, kalau nasib tak baik, ko tgh gi pasar pun bole kena bom.

9) Guatemala City, Guatemala

- tak sesuai utk dikunjungi, org biasa tak sesuai, kalu korang Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan ke Chuck Norris bole la kot.

10) Bangkok Thailand

- Jiran kita tersenarai gak. Thailand is the #1 producer of opium and heroin in the world. Last year they had, 20,000 assaults, 13,500 burglaries, and 5,000 murders. Tabik utk kumpulan baju merah dan baju kuning!!!!!

Rumah terkecil di dunia utk djual

Haa. org sibuk nak cari rumah besar dgn harga yg mahal kan, tapi berbeza plak dgn rumah terkecil didunia yg dijual dgn harga 110k poundsterling, lebih half million ringgit malaysia. dgn hanya lebar 7 kaki dan panjang 47kaki 312 kaki persegi terletak di Toronto, Kanada.. ade 3 bilik termasuk bilik air yg bersaiz normal.

So sape2 yg byk duit tak tau nak buat ape dgn duit korang, bole la beli umah ni yg aku rasa value die mesti naik.

sumber :

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

OU vs One U

Semalam hari jumaat, so after 5.30pm tu office tu dah mcm pasar. And then aku pun kacau la leader aku amoi sorang ni, tanya dia ape plan weekend? pegi OU ke? pas tu die blur. aku ckp la One Utama. oooo then die ckp One U..

one of my colleague told me most chinese said One U, and malay said OU.. but kalau melayu tu baru dtg la ke klang valley ni. dorang akan ckp One U gak. pasal skang kan shopping complex tu dah tukar nama ke 1 Utama instead dulu tulih One Utama kan.

aku pun mula la buat pertanyaan kat dlm office. betul la. mmg chinese akan ckp One U..ehehhee.. good observation my friend.

Try it.