Play football till 'lebam'

Messi or ronaldo pun paling kuat main bola 120 minit je kan. But the record now for the longest match is 35 hours, repeat 35 hours = nearly 1 and half days or 2100 minit. The previous record was 33 hours. Want to know what teams?


It from Gloucestershire between The All Stars against Cambray FC. The purpose of this match was to build a school for poverty-stricken children in India and they were raising £30,000. Kira sambil menyelam minum air la ni. 36 pemain kira 18 team bagi setiap team and they planned to play for 40 hours but because of bad weather, they stop the game. Ini baru betul main sampai lebam/muntah/pengsan.


How they play?

Each squad had 18 players, who each raised £1,000 for the game, and every player had to stay on the pitch for three hours at a time. Every three hours there was a five-minute break for substitutions. And for every hour on the pitch, the players earned a five-minute break. Lebam tak?

kebanyakkan dari mereka injured lepas abih game, of course la ko dah main sampai 1 1/2 hari, what u expect? but salute to them, at least u can have fun, break guiness world of record, raise a fun and play some decent football.

khemah kat sebelah padang je..ehhehehe


And the final score was


The All Stars menang dengan jaringan

333-293

Cerita Kedai Kopi

melayan lagu yg menembak ramai org. quite a sharp and brilliant work from Malique and Salam. hat off to both of u guys.

kepada artis/selebriti jambu mesti panas tgk lirik lagu ni...ehehehe. mak datin, datuk, artis pompuan pun kena gak..ahahha.. lirik lagu ni aku amik kat http://lirik-lagu-best.blogspot.com/

Malique - Cerita Kedai Kopi

(Malique)
Terlalu banyak kena kopi aku menyanyi
Ditemani teko berasap dan bau wangi
Ditemani cahaya malap dan lagu reggae
Hayati Salam

(Salam)
Masing-masing ada masalah sendiri
Masalah dunia masalah peribadi
Luahkan jangan simpan dalam hati
Boleh cerita di kedai kopi

Chorus
Cerita kedai kopi
Cerita kedai kopi
Tiada hakim tiada saksi
Cerita sensasi di kedai kopi

Ulang Chorus

(Salam)
Ada satu hero Melayu namanya rahsia
Dulu lepak tepi parit kampung
Sekarang lepak media massa

(Malique)
Asal boleh masuk TV dia mesti buat
Awek tengok jambu laki tengok meluat
Citarasa makin besar otak makin ketat
Baru angkat berat sikit baju pun dah sendat
Jalan berkepak dengan awek romantis
Biasalah budak baru nak naik jadi artis
Jalan berkepak dengan awek romantis
Biasalah budak baru nak naik jadi artis
Jakun ke pelakon jamban ke makan malam
Dinner show menyanyi seorang pun tak faham
Tapi datin muda tengok geram dan sangkut
Datuk outstation apa lagi angkut

Ulang Chorus 2X

(Salam)
I'm in the mood for love
Simply because you're near me
Honey but when you're near me
Well I'm in the mood yes
I'm in the mood for love

(Malique)
Terima kasih rahsia diterima
Kalau sunyi lagi boleh main gila
Datin kena taruk rahsia kemaruk
Makan boleh tapi jangan sampai kena lauk
Datuk pergi London lama pucat bila balik
Bini buncit sikit tahu dia tak boleh naik
Datuk pergi London dia pucat bila balik
Bini dan anak percuma dah ada penyakit
Apa kesudahannya apa yang terjadi
Rahsia tinggal rahsia takkan masuk TV lagi
Cerita sensasi dengar di kedai kopi
Setiap individu punya versi sendiri

(Salam)
Masing-masing ada masalah sendiri
Masalah dunia masalah peribadi
Luahkan jangan simpan dalam hati
Boleh cerita di kedai kopi

Ulang Chorus 2X

(Malique)
Terlalu banyak kena kopi aku menyanyi
Ditemani teko berasap dan bau wangi
Ditemani cahaya malap dan lagu reggae
Hayati rentak keluarga Marley
Hamba di Belanda di tengah ibu kota
Temanku Salam dreadlocks bawah mahkota
Anak perantauan yang punya citarasa Jamaica
Rindu nak dengar cerita kopi Malaysia
Aku cerita dia ketawa
Tak kering gusi jatuh kerusi
Dia pula bercerita tapi bukan tentang dia atau dia
Di Eropah orang bentang idea
Topik-topik intelektual di diskusi
Anjakan paradigma bila kena kopi
Peace love and harmony reggae sampai pagi
Keluar kedai kopi Amsterdam masih steady

Ulang Chorus 2X

(Malique)
Terlalu banyak kena kopi aku menyanyi
Ditemani teko berasap dan bau wangi
Ditemani cahaya malap dan lagu reggae
Hayati yeah

Pasar besar Klang and the memory in it

Pagi tadi aku pegi lagi ke pasar besar klang, bulan lepas aku pegi gak selepas beberapa taun tak pegi. Tadi aku pegi ngan parent aku, carik barang basah. ikan bole tahan murah dan cantik2. n tadi abah ajar aku mcm mane nak beli ketam. n nak kenal ketam jantan atau betina.

kalau nak beli, beli ketam betina, tgk kat side bawah tu, kalau bentuk yg tiga segi tu besar tu tandanya betina. cuba selak, n picit, kalau keras maknanya isi penuh. lepas tu aku gi beli ikan gerut-gerut. ikan ni sedap kalau buat masak lemak cili api. dan tak lupa aku beli gak tulang rusuk lembu utk buat sup. tulang part ni mmg sedap tapi sup nya nanti byk lemak. so sape yg sakit 3 beradik tu kena jaga2..

dulu pasar besar klang ni kat area masjid yg skang tu. dulu aku selalu potong rambut kat kedai pakcik nuar yg skang ni kedai dia kat pasar besar yg baru ni. hehehe.. kenangan betul..

Bus Lane..Motorcycle lane..

Tadi aku ade terbaca kat The Star yg motorcyclist ade komplen pasal bus lane kat KL. tapi pihak berkuasa ckp bus lane tu berguna utk meningkat efficient perkhidmatan bas. Really? Bole tingkat ke? pasal aku selalu gi KL, still can see dumb super stupid driver who drive in bus lane. So mcm mane nak efficient kalau ada lagi mangkuk2 yg tak paham baca undang2 traffik. Tak tau la dorang amik lesen terbang kot.

Lagi satu efficient tu takkan bus lane je tak naik sgt efficient ye. Korang ade tgk sape yg naik bas ramai skang? Indon ngan bangla yg ramai. Aku rasa anak2 dara kita pun dah takut nak naik. The other solution, add more bus and jadual perjalanan.

Bercerita pasal bus lane ni, kat Poole, Dorset UK pun sama gak. tapi yg lawak ye lorong basikal dan motorcycle lagi besar dari lorong kete. Amcam?


Semaju2 teknologi dorang, dorang pun bangang gak. ehehehhe..

Aku mahu satu...

Since last week, kita sume tau yg sume flight pegi europe stranded pasal gunung berapi meletus kat Iceland. Tapi ade kapal terbang yg bole terbang ketika itu..anda rasa ini kapal terbang B-50 version 1950s?


Ia sebenarnya remote control model aircrarft yg dikatakan terbesar didunia. Pencipta, Nijhuis terpaksa mengambil masa 2 taun dan spend around £8,000. Bole la dpt Viva ke Saga BLM ke. Gila dan kreatif bole aku ckp mamat ni. Dah hobby die kan, dari die abih duit main kuda, jackpot ke roulette ke mcm org2 kita slalu perabih duit tu, better die spend kat sesuatu yg nampak hasilnya. But the battery only can last not more than 15 minutes. Sebab dah terlampau besar, Nijhuis kena mendapat kebenaran dari Aviation ape ntah utk menerbangkan model aircraft dia ni for publc shows.

Powered by: 96 batteries

Wing-span: 20ft

Cost: £8,000

Weight: 100lb

Speed: 40mph

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1267783/Chocks-away-worlds-biggest-model-aircraft---shame-8-000-B-50-bomber-fly-8min.html#ixzz0lkSoKsDa

tu link aku amik dari dailymail. mmg superb la. tabik kat die.

UTM takkan nak harap kete solar je, takmo buat idea lain lagi ke, tak abih2 kete solar n robocon. ehehehhehe...

Underwater plane?

Tony Fernandez mesti jeles pasal Sir Richard Branson ada underwater plane. eheheh. We all know they bet in F1 and whoever lost in bet need to wear FA uniform. Thats a hell of a bet isnt it?

Ok, pic atas tu aku amik kat dailymail UK tunjuk mcm mane Richard bawak tour guna underwater plane and he claimed it is environmental friendly as well. Really? But i have to agree it is a cool transport. All u need is money. :P

I admire him, he has a vision, great entrepreneur and very outgoing person.

I want that underwater plane, nak bawak gi Perhentian ngan Sipadan Island!!! eheheheh

There is no pause button on life

There is no pause button on life -> Morgan from Chuck drama series.

Yes, if only we have pause button, sure I can have 8 hours sleep everyday. ehehehe. Tapi tu la kan excitement ye hidup kita kan, kalau sume tekan pause, takde le perasaan sesal, gembira, suspen, thrill sume benda alah tu. So jgn la lupa benda2 alah mcm ni. Bersyukur dgn ape yg ade, tapi jgn cepat berpuas hati. Go for it..!!! gunakan peluang yg masih ada.

Liverpool kit 2010/2012

Yes. it has been launch today 8 April 2010 with new sponsor Standard Chartered. Hope it will bring a good luck for liverpool. Semoga mendapat keberkatan dgn tidak menggunakan sponsor arak. ahhahahahahah!!!

well then you can pre-order for 42 quids plus delivery to rest of the world is 17 quids. plus BPL batch 6 quids. you can get free gift (towel and gym bag).

For me, I just buy it in malaysia. No need pre order, mahal dowh.

Top 10 - Bandar Paling Bahaya Di Dunia

Korang rasa KL dah cukup bahaya utk diduduki? atau bandar Klang yg terkenal ngan samseng atau NY bagi org malaysia yg suka sgt America..ehehehehhe.. meh kita tinjau bandar ape yg paling bahaya di dunia. Selalu korang dgr ramai org Malaysia pegi Bandung la, Bali la, Perth la, ape kata korang pegi tempat2 di bawah ni.. baru la bad ass punya. :P

1) Caracas Venezuela

- Terkenal dgn dadah, kemiskinan, Caracas menduduki tangga pertama utk kes pembunuhan dan jenayah dlm dunia. 130 kes bunuh dan 537 kes kidnap bagi 100000 penduduk. Dikenali sebagai "murder capital of the world". So sape yg sesuai pegi ke sini?? Pengedar dadah je yg sesuai.

2) Cuidad Juarez, Mexico

- Terkenal dgn rompakan, culik, sexual assault, dadah dan jenayaj. 120 pembunuhan per 100,000 penduduk.

3) Mogadishu Somalia

- gunfire, civil war.

4) Capetown South Africa

- Jgn terkejut tuan rumah WC2010 ni tersenarai. In one year they had 71,500 sexual offenses, 18,400 burglaries and 13,900 business robberies. There are approximatly 50 murders a day in South Africa, and more than 1/2 of those murders are in Capetown. Pengunjung tidak dinasihat berjalan di waktu malam.

5) Bogata - Columbia

- Kalau dah pemain bola yg score own goal pun bole kena bunuh, inikan plak org biasa. Bandar yg terkenal dgn pengeluaran dadah. Tiap2 hari ada org mati dibunuh.

6) Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

- Suka tgk awek brazil pakai thong?? pikir nak gi beach? pikir 2-3 kali, bila dah sampai Rio je, korang akan dapat pamphlet yg ckp no jewelry n no wallet policy kalu berjalan2. There was 8000 murders in Rio last year, thats close to 20 murders a day.

7) Grozny, Chechnya, Russia

- Kalau nak tau kat mana Russia Mobs byk, sini la salah satu tempatnya. lagi ramai mafia dari polis. 1 org dibunuh bagi setiap 20 minit. 85 org mati dibunuh setiap hari. Ade berani?

8) Baghdad, Iraq

- Tak payah citer la bandar ni, kalau nasib tak baik, ko tgh gi pasar pun bole kena bom.

9) Guatemala City, Guatemala

- tak sesuai utk dikunjungi, org biasa tak sesuai, kalu korang Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan ke Chuck Norris bole la kot.

10) Bangkok Thailand

- Jiran kita tersenarai gak. Thailand is the #1 producer of opium and heroin in the world. Last year they had, 20,000 assaults, 13,500 burglaries, and 5,000 murders. Tabik utk kumpulan baju merah dan baju kuning!!!!!

Rumah terkecil di dunia utk djual

Haa. org sibuk nak cari rumah besar dgn harga yg mahal kan, tapi berbeza plak dgn rumah terkecil didunia yg dijual dgn harga 110k poundsterling, lebih half million ringgit malaysia. dgn hanya lebar 7 kaki dan panjang 47kaki 312 kaki persegi terletak di Toronto, Kanada.. ade 3 bilik termasuk bilik air yg bersaiz normal.

So sape2 yg byk duit tak tau nak buat ape dgn duit korang, bole la beli umah ni yg aku rasa value die mesti naik.

sumber :

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

OU vs One U

Semalam hari jumaat, so after 5.30pm tu office tu dah mcm pasar. And then aku pun kacau la leader aku amoi sorang ni, tanya dia ape plan weekend? pegi OU ke? pas tu die blur. aku ckp la One Utama. oooo then die ckp One U..

one of my colleague told me most chinese said One U, and malay said OU.. but kalau melayu tu baru dtg la ke klang valley ni. dorang akan ckp One U gak. pasal skang kan shopping complex tu dah tukar nama ke 1 Utama instead dulu tulih One Utama kan.

aku pun mula la buat pertanyaan kat dlm office. betul la. mmg chinese akan ckp One U..ehehhee.. good observation my friend.

Try it.

A New Chapter???

Dont be confuse, it is not a new chapter of my life. But it is a new chapter of my blog. Tak mahu lagi citer banyak pasal kehidupan aku. More focus of my thought and probably share experience.

So long sucker....hohohoho..

Relax..Smile..and Move On

Relax...take a deep breath...smile.. and move on..

that what I should do now..and I am doing it quite well now..eheheh..

at least it can ease your pain a lil bit.

not a very good birthday month i have this year.. laptop rosak..hp rosak.. plat motor patah.. lampu depan motor terbakar.. kad bank kena telan..

but afterall..i feel quite relief.. apsal erk? nape aku happy? alhamdullillah Allah lapangkan dada aku yg sepi ni..ahahaha..

Musim mengawan

Musim mengawan telah tiba..

I get a lot of wedding invitation, from friends, relatives dan ramai lagi la..furthermore school holiday is around the corner. but the good thing is my best friends ajid and syed sudah selamat bernikah last week and last 2 weeks. congratz to them. and not to forget fakizah yg selamat berkawin ngan Reza. sempat aku pegi semua majlis. cuma majlis ajid which is this weekend n syed will be next weekend at shah alam.

tadi baru lepas tgk video nikah ajid kat laptop adik dia. cara terengganu nikah plak berbeza, tak perlu sebut pun nama wanita yg dinikahi.. mudah dan ringkas.. tabik utk syed and ajid pasal dorang ni sekali je.. hebat!!!! jgn nakal2 mcm zaman korang bujang dulu.. aku lain laa..lambat lagi nak kawin.. calon pun takdak..duit pun takdak..

talking about marriage, now its become trend kawin-cerai. yg lagi dasyat, bini pun dah pandai pasang anak ikan laa konon kat luar. for those guy yg buat affair ngan bini org, korang ni tak malu ke.. punya la ramai anak dara kat luar tu.. tu blum cite laa kalu suami yg buat affair pasal mmg dah ramai kan.. dan trend skang ni yg bujang mmg cari bini org, anak dara cari laki org..

aku pun bukan perfect, n aku pun blum kawin. aku doa2 aku takmo laa jadi mcm tu. eheheh.. kalu nak kawin je dua..ehehehehhe..

Congratz to University of Southampton and UTM

I feel so proud with my universities achievement. both got top 100. University of Southampton got 99 for top 100 world universities.

99= PURDUE University United States
99= University of SOUTHAMPTON United Kingdom

dan universiti yg aku belajar ketika diploma pun tak kurang hebat.. dapat 82 for top 100 Asia universities..

82= KYUNGPOOK National University Korea, South
82= Universiti Teknologi Malaysia (UTM) Malaysia


SALUTE to all lecturers, student and university workers.

Forgotten Rock

Have u ever wish to forget something??

how i wish to sit on Forgotten Rock and can forget about something in split second. hahahaha..

talking about the Rock.. the pic above was taken by me in Alhambra Palace at Granada. such magnificient built from Muslim peoples long time ago..

but now? apa yang tinggal? palace? kerajaan Islam? all gone because of the Muslim themself.

and now its seem happen in my country Malaysia, fight among Muslim brothers just to regain the power. adus.. apa nak jadi?

wake up laa.. come on. jangan diperkudakan oleh bangsa dan agama lain.

You'll Never Walk Alone

Liverpool also known as The Red. Why I become fan on this so called League title-drought team for over 19 years?? its not becos of how many they won 1st League (they never win Premiership before). or how many they won UCL ( yeah they keep that Cup in their museum..real UCL cup). Its about the passion of the team and their fans. Their chant such as YNWA, Field of Anfield Road, Liverbird upon my crest and Torres bounce song.

And yeah they make the Anfield stadium nightmare for visitor team. Since the tunnel show 'This is Anfield', the song YNWA before kick off. The KOP stand which is never quiet and phscyo the visitor team.

Not saying that the bench which is surround by Liverpool fan. All bench sit is not from recaro because Liverpool not pamper their players. They have job to do and it is play a football.

Same goes to Selangor (my lovely hometown team). The most success team in Malaysia. Eventhough the SSA not full pack but the atmosphere still can give nerves for opponent teams.

And yeah, we win FA cup for 5th times. Make us the team who win most Malaysia FA cup. Hail to Selangor and Liverpool.

Floccinaucinihilipilification

Floccinaucinihilipilification -"the act of describing something as worthless, or making something to be worthless"

yes..its a word.. first time i heard this word is in talk show Qi at BBC. The woman tried to guess what word did Thomas Edison created. she said Floccinaucinihilipilification. which is wrong. Thomas Edison was created other word that we use almost every day. HELLO. simple isnt it?

I dont want to talk about HELLO (maybe later). Today I want to talk about Floccinaucinihilipilification. 29 letters and it is one of the longest non-technical word in Oxford dictionary.

how to spell it?? mudah saje..

bunyi ye..

Flokinokinihilipilificashen. tu sebutan melayu ye la.. ehehehhe...

From wikipedia.. this word made from 4 short words:

* flocci facere (from floccus, -i a wisp or piece of wool)
* nauci facere (from naucum, -i a trifle)
* nihili facere (from nihil, -i nothing; something valueless (lit. "not even a thread" from ni+hilum))
* pili facere (from pilus, -i a hair; a bit or a whit; something small and insignificant)

all of these 4 words show something that worthless, small and valueless..
I guess we can start to practice using this word from now on.

kalau Karam Singh Walia plak:

Ibarat kambing gurun menanduk gunung, gunung tak runtuh, tanduk yg pantah.

okie...but the longest word in dictionary is

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

45 letters..something related to medic description. so i assume it is in technical word group kot.

but my choice for today still

Floccinaucinihilipilification

32nd Bon Odori 2008

Wow!!! its been 2 years since I last updated my blog... lamanya...
okie..keep it short..I'll try to update my blog, since I'm working now, and have a time during night.

Last Saturday, there was Japanese Festival Bon Odori held at Mashushita Stadium, Section 21, Shah Alam. The gate was opened at 5pm at the opening ceremonies which was drum performance started at 7pm.



Check out this free fan.

A lot of japanese food including sushi, takoyaki and japanese ice cream were sell in this festival.

The main event is Bon Odori dance. Mereka akan menari dalam bulatan dgn mengikut tarian tertentu. Sungguh menarik dan simple je tarian tu. Ramai orang yang ikut menari sama. Ramai gak yg pakai yukata masa hari tu. Thanks to my friend, Marina yang ajak pegi Bon Odori Festival.



Lihat uncle ini, he was trying to sell chicken burger (I guess. Suasana macam dlm drama jepun bila dorang trying so hard to sell stuff. Cara dorang cukup menarik dan sopan.


Is'nt she so cute? Penat parent die layan org ramai yg amik pic anak die.. but for sure their daughter is so damn cute. Tembam, rasa mcm nak cubit pipi tu.

You can see the rest of pictures in my fotopages

http://max07s.fotopages.com

I guess thats all mate.

See you in my next post.

Tour De Italia (30/03/2006-5/4/2006) - part 2

yeah!!! aku curi lagi masa aku pasal nak sambung tulih ni...ehehe!!! project report pun dah antar last thursday...so I'm quite free now...not so free la...still have ton works to do...but hell yeah...I have to write this tour before I forget about it..


sambung balik citer...lepas mlm tu tak tido berapa sgt...pagi tu lebih kurang kul 6 am lepas solat subuh..aku terus check in..pasl flight around kul 7.30am waktu UK.. naik RyanAir..ala2 AirAsia le...small plane..1st time naik mmg gayat abih...masa naik tu lain mcm..aku naik masa dtg UK tak le terasa lain sgt...fahmi die duk sebelah aku ckp mmg mcm ni rasa bila naik small flight..dlm tu kalu nk makan or minum kena byr..so utk mengambil langkah berjimat cermat..aku pun tak beli ape2...eheheh...dah le tak makan ape2 mlm tu..bagus sungguh..wheather that day was clear...cantik..dapat tgk awan..aku duk sebelah tingkap..

sampai kat Roma lebih kurang kul 11.20 am...journey flight tu about 2 hours...masa di Italy tambah 1 jam dari UK..(GMT +1).. sampai je..masyaAllah..panas gila..beza sgt kat UK yg memanjang sejuk je..tgk patutla around 20deg C...sampai2 terus melilau cari bas nak ke Roma Termini (rome big station)..so dpt le naik bas ..kena byr lebih kurang 8 euros...ok le..bole tahan gak mahal yer.. dlm perjalanan tu..Rome is same like KL...flat house...kete ngan moto bawak mcm gila...same like malaysia..but the worst is almost all buildings full with tulisan2 yg bodo...nak kata graffity...buruk sgt rupe yer...

sampai roma termini..kena le naik metro..tapi metro die paling haprak le dlm metro yg aku penah naik..aku ikut ckp Wilson (my classmate who went to Rome before..die ckp tak yah beli tiket..terus je naik..aku pun selamba ckp ngan geng...tak yah beli tiket..terus naik je metro..so ngan selamba badak...kitorang naik tanpa tiket..mmg betui..their staff never check for ticket..WTF??? abih tu..how they get profit if there are no ticket sell...pelik2...ITULAH..JAUH PERJALANAN..LUAS PEMANDANGAN..

tapi sampai kat station metro yg aku lupa nama die..terus cari bas ke Hostel Fabulous.. rupaye ticket metro ngan bus same...so we bought the ticket..and show to driver...but we kept it..incase nak naik metro nanti...from bus station ..it took about 20 minutes to Hostel Fabulous...dah sampai tgk Hostel Fabulous mcm chalet...dlm mcm kawasan yg cantik..tenang...murah...tak rugi amik kat sini..staff die plak fasih ckp English..so we didnt had problem to communicate with them le.. different when I was in paris..harap muka lawa..english die..anak buah aku amirul lagi terer kot...tih tih tih!!!

oh ya...bilik tu lengkap ngan tandas..bilik mandi..2 katil double decker...sampai je terus mandi..rehat2...kitorang sampai lebih kurang kul 2 pm..

okie.. stop at this time...check my pics through link yg tulih Gambar Joy tu...klik kat situ..